If vista was a person, I'd take its face and rip it in half, feed it's body to rabid pittbulls, take the remains and throw it into space and watch it decompress, then (assuming it's still alive because Vista NEVER EVER dies) I'd use experimental retroviruses on it and watch it suffer from every disease known and not known to man.

GAWD, I HATE VISTA!

I can't even DRAW on the computer because of the stupid PEN FLICKS that comes with Vista. I mean, even when you turn it off it still has that preinstalled shit that messes up EVERYTHING. And if that wasn't enough, the computer get's SLOWER everyday because a certain SOMEBODY installed McAfee OAS (on access scan)thinking that it would protect the computer from all the shit out there on the internet. I swear, this computer is SO jacked up. It blue screened the other day too, just from having THREE TABS open on firefox. THREE FREAKING TABS!!!!!!

Well, long story short: Because we have Vista I can't scan anything because Vista won't accept XP drivers, so that means NONE of our scanners will work. I can't DRAW anything because vista messes up EVERY SINGLE FREAKIN LINE I DRAW! So, this explains why I don't have any updates.